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Quick Demotivational Poster

Patience -

TAGS: patience toilet roll quicker
Rating: 4.95/5

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mizzdizz - October 28, 2015, 1:38 am
I never made that connection before!hahahaha! Very true! 5 LOL lions!
JesusWept - October 27, 2015, 3:16 pm
Indeed haha! L L L L L

WATER POLO - It's been described as the "Underwater Ballet" of sports... doesn't that make it MORE gay?

TAGS: september challenge how about a quickie in my deep end
Rating: 3.6/5

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Derek2 - September 17, 2009, 11:34 pm
Believe me, one doesn't play water polo for the pleasure of contact.


TAGS: 2am thing drunk quickie long burn vs short burn
Rating: 4.94/5

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Cubbybear - October 19, 2010, 10:16 am
I got 5 mins...Pfffttt!
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 9:13 am
3 minutes, just sayin....5L

THE QUICKEST WAY - To Get Your Ass Kicked

TAGS: the quickest way to get your ass kicked
Rating: 4.38/5

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MasterCoolieo - November 30, 2010, 12:02 am
dont cross the streams cant believe I'm the first one to say it
JLBachs - March 19, 2010, 5:29 pm
Keep pissing. Turn right 90*
MrBlack - March 8, 2010, 5:07 pm
Apparently, he doesn't know the unwritten, unspoken laws of the men's room.
Sho - March 8, 2010, 7:36 am

THE BOTTLE! - Someone PLEASE Pass Me The Bottle

TAGS: liquor is quicker
Rating: 3.74/5

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Searcher616 - March 6, 2010, 6:28 pm
Screw the botte! Give me a case!


TAGS: easter egg hunt quickie scarred for life
Rating: 4.87/5

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forseti - April 13, 2011, 10:49 am
Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:51 pm
"Calling it a quickie doesn't fool anyone, you know?" --my wife
rerun - April 12, 2011, 7:04 pm

This can only be learned by 1st hand experience
NotoriousGIL - April 12, 2011, 3:10 pm
5 peeps! LOL
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 2:17 pm
5l! lol. Now I know....
tellitlikeitis - April 12, 2011, 12:31 pm
What has been seen, cannot be unseen. 5 Easter eggs RL.

FAME - it's good to make your mark and be remembered

TAGS: how quickly they forget
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:13 pm
LOL! This is just a shame! 5L
Derek - July 27, 2010, 5:33 pm
We're getting old. My son (23), only knows him through Thomas the Tank Engine.

??? - I don't know what this is for. All I know is that I WANT ONE!!

TAGS: quick barnicle boy to the fishmobile
Rating: 3.74/5

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CANADA - November 19, 2009, 5:35 pm
I gave it a 5 because i want one too

HMMMMMM - . . .I like where this is heading. . .

JUST A QUICK REMINDER - Before you judge people remember this Amateurs built the Ark While professionals built the Titanic

TAGS: dreamagnum quick reminder
Rating: 3.97/5

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rleehair - December 31, 2010, 7:22 am
though the Irish built i it was a british captain who steered the boat into an iceburg
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 2:11 pm
How could anyone expect something Irish to not go "into the drink"?
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:04 am
Nicely done Dre
CpnKangaroo - January 24, 2010, 3:05 am
Actually the irish built the titanic. idk if you could call them professionals, but they drank like 'em. also a recent biography has shown it sank due to poor rivets in the steel plating. but 5l for originality


TAGS: disneyland park quickie playa inadequate
Rating: 4.42/5

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guyfox - August 3, 2010, 8:14 pm
how come we can't get more disney posters
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 10:09 pm
If they could get a good looking Ariel, I'd be leaning toward that fish... but I've never seen one.
Cubbybear - August 2, 2010, 9:57 pm
Next time go see tinkerball...er, I mean Bell.5/5
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:36 pm
next time she gets the brown derby!! 5L
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 9:31 pm

MOTIFAKE RETIREMENT COMMUNITY - Now accepting applications.

TAGS: motifake retirement free continental brefess if you sit through a quick 90 min seminar
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
Great job MO, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 12:14 pm
MO - February 25, 2010, 12:13 pm
Thanks Phy and bovee. Couldn't rembember ever seeing it as a poster. But, yeah it's been around for a looong time.
Bovee - February 25, 2010, 11:52 am
going with fido here. love it 5L's
phydeaux - February 25, 2010, 11:44 am
MO, I've seen this pic a bazillion times...I think this is the best job with it.
MO - February 25, 2010, 11:03 am
Tag and comment? Really? Bleah.....
MO - February 25, 2010, 10:39 am
There will be waffles Grey. It's all included in the free continental breffess. You just have to sit through a short 90min presentation.....
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 10:07 am
Will there be WAFFLES??...and honey oil? 5L


TAGS: quick learners
Rating: 4.22/5

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phydeaux - April 23, 2010, 1:43 am
old joke, but funny as well. Nice pic. Well done. 5 dirty whores.
Faceplant31 - April 22, 2010, 11:54 am
pieman - April 22, 2010, 11:20 am
There is nothing more effective than a little demonstration. 5 boot camp gas masks.


TAGS: life time human health psycho disease woman fun scary quickly
Rating: 2.56/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:44 am
... if he's good enogh for Cindy ...
agdaniele - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am
Careful, Sean.... you sure that's not David Warner in Time After Time?
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:17 am
So why even try? I say reject the false dichotomy wherever she lie. Oh, and do you think that ckick's had enough to come home with me?
Erecrottod - May 16, 2009, 9:02 am
It's not hard: it's when you start drinking with your nose as she's doin'...


TAGS: come along quickly ruin babes
Rating: 4/5

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:04 pm
Concentration - Fail


TAGS: quick shift
Rating: 3.89/5

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Sho - March 22, 2011, 12:53 pm
That's deep

PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips

TAGS: pizza delivery quick service tips speed
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?

Senior Mood Swings -

TAGS: quiche quicke
Rating: 4.95/5

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GaryO - August 17, 2013, 10:53 am
5L uggy!


TAGS: death comes quickly smoking kills
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - April 14, 2012, 11:55 pm
Mother of god...


TAGS: move slow think quick crankyhead
Rating: 4.46/5

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jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 10:51 pm

DISTURBING CLOWN TILE - It's not creepy enough, having to drop a deuce in a strange place... but then I have to look up and see that?

TAGS: i wiped and got outta there quick castle park riverside ca
Rating: 3.38/5

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MashiMashi - November 14, 2011, 8:34 pm
post to why i hate clowns


QUICK SAND - Sometimes that $h!t is real!

TAGS: quick sand yellow deep help halp equipment
Rating: 2.27/5

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agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 7:38 pm
No way.... quick sand is real? This isn't just shopped?


TAGS: hard men soft quick hot
Rating: 4.52/5

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5150monkeylove - February 2, 2011, 10:46 pm
Really RL? that hasn't happened since........
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:40 pm
Amen steph1! 5Limp ones!
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 1:12 pm

whoa...a new member who didn't go Timmy from a rejection and advice. pleasure to meet you.
steph1 - February 2, 2011, 12:41 pm
@lord - thank you kindly - soup's gone cold by now
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 12:20 pm

nicely redone steph


TAGS: jake learns quickly
Rating: 4.5/5

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R.S.Jake - June 14, 2010, 12:52 pm
Unfortunately, when I tried this with the wife, an older fatter lady stepped out. Great cook though!


protest march -


TAGS: ask for a quickie calendar
Rating: 4.77/5

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Zetmonk - March 30, 2012, 11:54 am
Thank you! So I'm not the only one that pronounces it wrong on purpose. I knew it!

QUICK ON THE TRIGGER - It's hard to get a girlfriend when you have a reputation for always finishing first

TAGS: quick run goal date bad
Rating: 4.73/5

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forseti - January 10, 2012, 5:28 am
It's hard to understand women... If you always finishing last, you won't get one either. o.O


TAGS: quick hide the romulan ale
Rating: 4.55/5

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MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 10:59 am
Ya know the routine. If you haven't already, post this at out there too please!


Quicksand -

RERUN REMEMBERS THE DAY - he decided to show his Dad who's boss So does his ass

TAGS: the rebellion ended quickly
Rating: 3.71/5

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rerun - February 9, 2010, 8:06 pm

It only took once for me talking back to my dad. When I was older and able to support myself things were different, not in a good way. Now that I am in my 40's, things are pretty good with dad.
GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 7:51 pm
A stinging bottom is often the first step, on the road to enlightenment. 5L
rerun - February 9, 2010, 7:42 pm

wow, you don't know just how close to the truth you are. Love it

QUICK SAND - A lot of good this charts does you once your already in it.

TAGS: quick sand
Rating: 2.23/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 4:26 pm

The game -